Not the sugary dessert
Description
There once was a lady named TorAnd of one thing this lady was sure
She could be whatever she pleased
She could bring the world to its knees
There was once a lady named Katie
Quite the unusual lady
Her heart was pure and true
If you were unkind the day you would rue
One day these two ladies met
God bless the Internet
Together they won
All adversaries undone
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methlabrador
methlabrador
POPULAR BRAND “TOYS R US” CHANGES NAME TO “TOYS R U” AND FINALLY “WE R ALL PLAYTHINGS IN THE EYES OF GOD”
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lightofmeridian
lightofmeridian
MY MOM BROUGHT THIS FUCKIGN CARROT HOME FROM THE FARMERS MARKET ADN IM FUGCKIN SOOBBING I NCA NT
hey big boy you come here often
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actinoutloud
actinoutloud
Tor and I discuss living in the land of the FREE:
- Me: SMELL THE FREEDOM
- Tor: EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND TASTE THE FREEDOM
- Me: SOMETIMES I TAKE A SHOWER AND BATHE IN THE FREEDOM
- Tor: OCCASIONALLY I SPILL COFFEE ON MYSELF AND FEEL THE FREEDOM
- Me: SOMETIMES I ACCIDENTLY SWALLOW MY GUM AND INGEST THE FREEDOM
- Tor: (Makes beautiful comment about how she read gum as cum) SWALLOW THE FREEDOM and/or spit the freedom, whichever your preference may be
- Me: TAKE THE FREEDOM ALL THE WAY INTO THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT YEAH YOU LIKE THAT DON'T YOU
- Tor: FREEDOM PORN AW YEAH, I CAN FEEL THE FREEDOM INSIDE ME IT'S SO HUGE
- Me: OH BILLY I'M WEARING NOTHING BUT AN AMERICAN FLAG THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW YOU SLUT I DID IT OUT OF LOVE FOR YOU AND MY COUNTRY WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO BREAK UP NO BILLY DON'T LEAVE ME I ALWAYS FELT THE FREEST IN YOUR ARMS
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actinoutloud
actinoutloud
A compilation of freedom porn for jules from back when she was oftortoises gooood times
